10 month update!

Hey babes! How cliche of me to start off by saying “It’s been a while since I’ve updated” BUT let’s get real, it’s been AGES since I’ve last posted. I’ve been living life and getting my shit in order, so I don’t feel too badly about not writing recently. So, let’s update! I am happy! […]

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Guys & the bars

“Hey baby, you look just like Miley Cyrus, but like way fucking hotter. Want a drink?” Welcome to my Saturday night at a local bar. A bar that is occupied with probably 78% Fratty-McDouchervillles, 15% Sorostitutes, and a measly 7% locals. It’s really confusing when you walk in because you’re kindof turned on by that […]

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